Blabberings Of A Taciturn

Sorry if I messed your stomach with the last post, but it was an eye-opener. So, here are some marriage jokes to calm things a bit. These are some of the jokes that I find amusing.

Enjoy!!

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

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How have times changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.

Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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Getting revenge with marriage

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson: "But I want you to."

Wife: "But why?"

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

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Wife was mad at me

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!

She went on and on and wouldn't stop!

The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.

How do you do that? Says the other.

It's easy! I turn off the light!

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!


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Are you hip and cool? Well, I surely know one who's very cool every time (that is when he's in a good mood)

The sweet smell of her perfume that seems to lift me and carry me through the clouds; the fragrant smell of her hair as she flipped her hair at my side that seems to stop the very beating of my heart; her face getting so red and tears falling from her closed eyes as she laughed so hard.

I could go on and on with how everyday seems forever at the very sight and smell of you. Holding your hand for hours and not just a mere colliding for two seconds. Looking at you where everything seems to vanish and there's nothing else in the world except the two of us and not just stealing away a glimpse for few seconds. The very thought of you making me nervous, making me feel uneasy and clumsy.

But what can I do when it's not my hands that hold you for hours or my eyes looking at you or my heart that you hold dear in yours?

And all that I get is mere few seconds of colliding your hand with mine or a stolen glimpse of your lovely face when you smile.

What's worse is that my heart is owned by someone else. Tied down by the legal bindings of law and blessings of God. Am I just to love you from a distance or will I give in to my feelings and fight my love for you? But is it love that I'm fighting for?

Oh Love, wake up from your slumber and wake me up. If this is all just a dream, then I don't want to ever wake up.

But alas, I must wake up and return to reality. A reality where you could never be mine. A reality where a bottle of beer is my only companion and witness to the love I have for you. Read the full story

Marriage - a sacred unification of man and women as they embark on a new life together. Seems nice doesn't it? However, obstacles and misunderstandings can tip over the boat just when your not looking.

Marriage can be a blessing when the two of you are of the same wavelength. When you understand his/her ideas and views, when you know when to give space to your husband or your wife, when to give "lambing" or how to do it, these are some that you need to consider to create harmony in the relationship.

However, we cannot deny that light and darkness cannot go without each other. Thus, marriage can also be a curse by the mere fact that both of you are different: a man and a woman. Man and women think and act differently. One expects while the other hopes. Each marriage has its own ups and downs. My worst marriage experience may not be the same with yours.

But one thing is for sure and for the good, both makes the best they can to resolve issues between them. It is a matter of commitment and the desire to have a beautiful and peaceful life.

Who wouldn't want a peaceful life?

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